The rules of the Planet

No time zones

No spandex

No lying

No hiding

No bullshit

No republicans (yeah, some are worse than others, but its OUR planet so we may as well just set the limit)

No wimpy coffee

No wimpy beer

No wimpy wine

No wine coolers, ever

Garlic and olive oil with good bread are encouraged.

Big breakfasts on Sundays.

Whatever you do, do it with intensity.

If you love someone, you HAVE to tell them.

You have to love EVERYONE on the planet. A lot.

Read the comics first. Horoscopes count as comics.

Birthdays are holidays. No working on holidays.

Dogs only take baths when they want to. On those days, the kids can bathe with them.